Republican Dirty Tricks

Republicans Glen Taylor and Kevin McHale teamed up to deal a decisive blow for the vast right wing conspiracy last night by swapping draft picks with the Memphis Grizzlies and thus ending the Gay-Love era before it could really start. This victory for family values means that Memphis merchandise sales will plummet as every equal sign and rainbow will not be plastered over with a Grizzly logo. A sad day for egalitarian love and bumper sticker makers everywhere.